Saturday, March 17, 2007

Funny of the day

Jesus' General is reporting Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's other confessions under his torture besides 9/11 and every other terrorist and nonterrorist crime in the past 20 years include:

New Coke
Not sending enough troops in the initial Iraq invasion
Faking the deaths of Tupa, Elvis, and Jim Morrison, converting them to Islam, and hiding them out in a cave in Peshawar
Selling Vogon Star Cruisers to Hugo Chavez
Introducing Bill O'Reilly to the magical properties of loofahs and falafels
Telling Scooter Libby about Valerie Plame
Paris Hilton
Gonzales Eight

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